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Whetstone resident and former Big Brother contestant Jonty Stern gives his take on the current series of the reality show — with the help of Munkitty Tunkitty |
Jonty Stern »
The Final Curtain
Posted on 9:58pm Friday 5th September 2008
Hello, everyone. I was asked some time ago to do a blog for the local paper but I'm afraid I've been very busy and Munkitty Tunkitty and his friends have kindly stepped in and done it for me. I do hope they've kept you entertained this summer with their random observations about "Big Brother".
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Kat's Departure
Posted on 6:55pm Thursday 4th September 2008
Oh, a good afternoon to you, my dear friends, my dear, dear friends. Munkitty Tunkitty here again, as you can hear again. I SO hope you're enjoying your afternoon... WELL, I'LL SOON PUT A STOP TO THAT!!
Jonty Stern »
Bear Hijacking Munkitty Tunkitty's Account
Posted on 1:06pm Tuesday 2nd September 2008
Hayo, everybody. Yeah. My name Bear. My full name be Orange Bear, what peoples just calls me Bear for short. Yeah. Bear.
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Kiki Bear Using Munkitty Tunkitty's Account
Posted on 4:36pm Friday 29th August 2008
Hillo, you. Hee hee hee hee hee! Ee'm Kiki. Kiki's lawfing because he's wreeting Munkitty Tunkitty's column whin Munkitty Tunkitty's not looking. Hee hee hee hee hee!
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If You Want to Get Ahead, Get A Head
Posted on 3:53pm Tuesday 12th August 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here again as you can hear again. Saying that, you can't hear, can you? This computer seems to be on silent running.
Jonty Stern »
The Munkitty Tunkitty School of Unpleasantness
Posted on 8:40am Monday 11th August 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here again as you can here again. As you saw I was completely right and Luke went last time. I knew it all the time. Oh, well, I admit it - I got it wrong. I forgot to factor in "Big Rigger"'s determination to make you keep Rex in by promising to put his pretty girlfriend in there if you kept him.
Jonty Stern »
Exterminate! Exterminate!
Posted on 1:17pm Friday 1st August 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! I hate to agree with that fat fool Jonty on anything but I'm rather partial to "Doctor Who". I particularly like the Daleks because they're so malevolent. I switched on "Doctor Who" yesterday and it seemed to have moved to Channel 4 for some reason. There were two Daleks speaking all on one note about a photograph of a girlfriend and it wasn't really someone's girlfriend and then it was... suddenly the two Daleks started shouting like it was 1999 and getting rather more animated.
Jonty Stern »
The latest from Commander Tunkitty
Posted on 8:57am Monday 28th July 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here with some more thoughts on this year's "Big Brother". Well, I've got one prediction wrong (I thought Bex would go and it was Mario) and I've otherwise been correct. What a clever little monkey I am!
Jonty Stern »
Am I about to make my first wrong prediction?
Posted on 5:49pm Friday 11th July 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Now then, as you know, your poor unfortunate faithful Tunkitty has guessed every single eviction correctly so far. By all the usual rules (young female up against older male; one contestant who's made Kat cry against one who hasn't et c.) my calculator tells me Bex is likely to go.
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"Monty Brother" and "Big Python"
Posted on 4:24pm Friday 4th July 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Last week I was watching a rather amusing "Monty Python" sketch in which everyone's day was ruined because of a dirty fork - people were wailing, screaming, threatening - generally having a horrible time. I then switched over to E4 to watch "Big Brother" but I think I must have hit the wrong button because it still seemed to be "Monty Python".
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