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Whetstone resident and former Big Brother contestant Jonty Stern gives his take on the current series of the reality show — with the help of Munkitty Tunkitty |
Jonty Stern »
Time to say GOODBYE to...
Posted on 12:35pm Thursday 26th June 2008
No, I'm not going to tell you that straight away, am I? Otherwise you won't read the rest of my exciting blog. Now, before I say anything else I'd just like to say, in the most measured, self-contained way I know... WOOOOOOUND! They took ALEX away - the whole point of watching the show. RAGE! I'm so cross about it I decided to stop bathing and stink for a week. I might even take Mikey up on some of his Health and Hygiene lessons just to register my disapproval. Mind you, it means it's the second time I guessed correctly who's going. This time it's going to be...
Jonty Stern »
The Votes Have Been Counted and Verified
Posted on 1:06pm Monday 16th June 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! You're all wondering what Munkitty Tunkitty's hot tip of the week is this week before you place your bets? I'm sorry to say I think two of my favourites are very probably going to be up and my very favourite is probably going to be out. But soft: there are more Tunkittyesque people lurking within that humble abode in the Borough of Hertsmere...
Jonty Stern »
And the Winner of "Big Brother 9" is...
Posted on 2:00pm Sunday 15th June 2008
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Why does nobody answer when I speak into this machine? That fool of a human, Jonty, took me to Liverpool to a party the other day where there were people from various TV shows - while he chatted with Liam from "Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack" I had a groovy dance with one of the Valentine sisters from "Hollyoaks".
Jonty Stern »
2008: A Munkitty Tunkitty Year!
Posted on 7:47pm Tuesday 10th June 2008
Hello again, my human friends. That FOOL Jonty is out at the moment so I'm able to waffle on about "Big Brother 9" again on this machine. MA HA HA! Last year the contestants were, in the words of Phil (one of the "BB" Big Cheeses), "nicey nicey". Well, not this year: they're much more Tunkittyesque - LOVE it!
Jonty Stern »
Local former housemate speaks out...
Posted on 7:04pm Sunday 8th June 2008
Hello there. I have some important news for you: a local former Housemate who lives near the House has spoken out. He is Jonty, who was on "Big Brother" in 2007. Never mind about him - it's MEEEEEE, Munkitty Tunkitty, hijacking his site (any of you who post on the Digital Spy "BB" forum will be familiar with MEEEEEE, always wrestling with Jonty for use of his terminal).
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