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Whetstone resident and former Big Brother contestant Jonty Stern gives his take on the current series of the reality show — with the help of Munkitty Tunkitty

If You Want to Get Ahead, Get A Head

3:53pm Tuesday 12th August 2008

By Jonty Stern »

Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here again as you can hear again. Saying that, you can't hear, can you? This computer seems to be on silent running.

Now, "Big Brother" has been brought to you today by the Children's Television Workshop with the letter S and the number 2 and the word "Head".

S is for smoking, which Mohammed wanted to do as "BB"'s version of the Olympics got going.

2 is the amount of people up for eviction. Jonty's gutted because his favourite (Rachel) is up and he reckons she'll be out. So do I and I say "MA HA HA!" Thank goodness Rex isn't up. We can all enjoy him abusing everyone in that monotone voice of his and going on and on about restaurant-management for EVER AND EVER! YAY!

Head is what Mikey's become; Heads are what Lisa's shaving (including the Head's head) and getting ahead of the Olympics is what the HMs are doing. Who needs Beijing when you can have that much fun watching the "BB" games?

MA HA HA!

- Munkitty Tunkitty PS Don't forget to read the story Jonty's written about me on Protagonize.com


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