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Posted at 9:58pm Friday 5th September 2008
The Final Curtain
Hello, everyone. I was asked some time ago to do a blog for the local paper but I'm afraid I've been very busy and Munkitty Tunkitty and his friends have kindly stepped in and done it for me. I do hope they've kept you entertained this summer with their random observations about "Big Brother".
Posted at 8:40am Monday 11th August 2008
The Munkitty Tunkitty School of Unpleasantness
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here again as you can here again. As you saw I was completely right and Luke went last time. I knew it all the time. Oh, well, I admit it - I got it wrong. I forgot to factor in "Big Rigger"'s determination to make you keep Rex in by promising to put his pretty girlfriend in there if you kept him.
Posted at 5:49pm Friday 11th July 2008
Am I about to make my first wrong prediction?
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Now then, as you know, your poor unfortunate faithful Tunkitty has guessed every single eviction correctly so far. By all the usual rules (young female up against older male; one contestant who's made Kat cry against one who hasn't et c.) my calculator tells me Bex is likely to go.
Posted at 4:24pm Friday 4th July 2008
"Monty Brother" and "Big Python"
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Last week I was watching a rather amusing "Monty Python" sketch in which everyone's day was ruined because of a dirty fork - people were wailing, screaming, threatening - generally having a horrible time. I then switched over to E4 to watch "Big Brother" but I think I must have hit the wrong button because it still seemed to be "Monty Python".
Posted at 12:35pm Thursday 26th June 2008
Time to say GOODBYE to...
No, I'm not going to tell you that straight away, am I? Otherwise you won't read the rest of my exciting blog. Now, before I say anything else I'd just like to say, in the most measured, self-contained way I know... WOOOOOOUND! They took ALEX away - the whole point of watching the show. RAGE! I'm so cross about it I decided to stop bathing and stink for a week. I might even take Mikey up on some of his Health and Hygiene lessons just to register my disapproval. Mind you, it means it's the second time I guessed correctly who's going. This time it's going to be...
Posted at 1:06pm Monday 16th June 2008
The Votes Have Been Counted and Verified
Hello. I SAID HELLO! You're all wondering what Munkitty Tunkitty's hot tip of the week is this week before you place your bets? I'm sorry to say I think two of my favourites are very probably going to be up and my very favourite is probably going to be out. But soft: there are more Tunkittyesque people lurking within that humble abode in the Borough of Hertsmere...
Posted at 2:00pm Sunday 15th June 2008
And the Winner of "Big Brother 9" is...
Hello. I SAID HELLO! Why does nobody answer when I speak into this machine? That fool of a human, Jonty, took me to Liverpool to a party the other day where there were people from various TV shows - while he chatted with Liam from "Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack" I had a groovy dance with one of the Valentine sisters from "Hollyoaks".
Posted at 7:47pm Tuesday 10th June 2008
2008: A Munkitty Tunkitty Year!
Hello again, my human friends. That FOOL Jonty is out at the moment so I'm able to waffle on about "Big Brother 9" again on this machine. MA HA HA! Last year the contestants were, in the words of Phil (one of the "BB" Big Cheeses), "nicey nicey". Well, not this year: they're much more Tunkittyesque - LOVE it!
Posted at 7:04pm Sunday 8th June 2008
Local former housemate speaks out...
Hello there. I have some important news for you: a local former Housemate who lives near the House has spoken out. He is Jonty, who was on "Big Brother" in 2007. Never mind about him - it's MEEEEEE, Munkitty Tunkitty, hijacking his site (any of you who post on the Digital Spy "BB" forum will be familiar with MEEEEEE, always wrestling with Jonty for use of his terminal).
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