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The Final Curtain

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:58:40 +0100

Hello, everyone. I was asked some time ago to do a blog for the local paper but I'm afraid I've been very busy and Munkitty Tunkitty and his friends have kindly stepped in and done it for me. I do hope they've kept you entertained this summer with their random observations about "Big Brother".

Kat's Departure

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:55:51 +0100

Oh, a good afternoon to you, my dear friends, my dear, dear friends. Munkitty Tunkitty here again, as you can hear again. I SO hope you're enjoying your afternoon... WELL, I'LL SOON PUT A STOP TO THAT!!

Bear Hijacking Munkitty Tunkitty's Account

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:06:01 +0100

Hayo, everybody. Yeah. My name Bear. My full name be Orange Bear, what peoples just calls me Bear for short. Yeah. Bear.

Kiki Bear Using Munkitty Tunkitty's Account

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:36:59 +0100

Hillo, you. Hee hee hee hee hee! Ee'm Kiki. Kiki's lawfing because he's wreeting Munkitty Tunkitty's column whin Munkitty Tunkitty's not looking. Hee hee hee hee hee!

If You Want to Get Ahead, Get A Head

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:53:29 +0100

Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here again as you can hear again. Saying that, you can't hear, can you? This computer seems to be on silent running.

The Munkitty Tunkitty School of Unpleasantness

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:40:55 +0100

Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here again as you can here again. As you saw I was completely right and Luke went last time. I knew it all the time. Oh, well, I admit it - I got it wrong. I forgot to factor in "Big Rigger"'s determination to make you keep Rex in by promising to put his pretty girlfriend in there if you kept him.

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:17:23 +0100

Hello. I SAID HELLO! I hate to agree with that fat fool Jonty on anything but I'm rather partial to "Doctor Who". I particularly like the Daleks because they're so malevolent. I switched on "Doctor Who" yesterday and it seemed to have moved to Channel 4 for some reason. There were two Daleks speaking all on one note about a photograph of a girlfriend and it wasn't really someone's girlfriend and then it was... suddenly the two Daleks started shouting like it was 1999 and getting rather more animated.

The latest from Commander Tunkitty

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:57:04 +0100

Hello. I SAID HELLO! Munkitty Tunkitty here with some more thoughts on this year's "Big Brother". Well, I've got one prediction wrong (I thought Bex would go and it was Mario) and I've otherwise been correct. What a clever little monkey I am!

Am I about to make my first wrong prediction?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:49:00 +0100

Hello. I SAID HELLO! Now then, as you know, your poor unfortunate faithful Tunkitty has guessed every single eviction correctly so far. By all the usual rules (young female up against older male; one contestant who's made Kat cry against one who hasn't et c.) my calculator tells me Bex is likely to go.

"Monty Brother" and "Big Python"

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:24:00 +0100

Hello. I SAID HELLO! Last week I was watching a rather amusing "Monty Python" sketch in which everyone's day was ruined because of a dirty fork - people were wailing, screaming, threatening - generally having a horrible time. I then switched over to E4 to watch "Big Brother" but I think I must have hit the wrong button because it still seemed to be "Monty Python".