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What do you get if you cross nine rhinos, nine hornets and six hares? Answer: About £30,000 for charity and one heck of a sore arse.
I am having another love affair - with a bike shop assistant called James.
I am having a love affair. Steely, silent, unforgiving and prone to whisking me off my feet at every opportunity – the object of my affections is everything I have always wanted.
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