Being single is as much a blessing as it is a curse.

On the plus side, I can sleep on whichever side of the bed I choose. Or across both if I so desire.

However, if I ever feel the need to reach out and find the fungus to my cheese, or at least a live-in bed warmer, it’s going to cost me exactly £3,630, according to an online poll.

Researchers at onepoll.com found that the vast sum (credit crunch, dear readers!) is made up of the £61.47 the 21st century singleton will spend on each individual date, and a further £31.62 on looking the part: like you haven’t tried too hard but still breath-takingly gorgeous.

I wish the average women the best of luck achieving that most desired effect on the aforementioned budget because, as many ladies will know, it would barely covers a bikini wax.

I have started to reassess the value of my right to vote. In the current economic climate, I’d happily give it up in exchange for a three course meal and after-dinner liquer.

The survey also found that the ladies must go on an average of 39 dates with 15 potential suitors before she is able to seal the deal with something sparkling from Du Beers.

And all this takes approximately 11 years.

So if this equation is right, considering I was 15 when I had my first 'proper' boyfriend, my knight in shining armour should be galloping towards me on his faithful steed as I type. Hoorah! And just in time for Valentine’s Day.

If it’s wrong, it looks like I better start saving. Finding love has become expensive business.