Sonning 9 - 0 Mill Hill Mill Hill's penultimate match of the 2008/9 was a game to forget.

The hockey WAGs will not be spending the summer months weaving a tapestry to commemorate it, No celebratory poems will be written, no pottery decorated with the faces of those that played, no monuments, pyramidical or otherwise erected in memory of the fallen. No cannon will be melted down into medals, no Bank Holidays created on March 28 to allow the nation to relive the 70 minutes.

In fact, even to report on the game would be a step too far.